BARRYMORE... OR LESS
Just when it seemed it was safe to go back into the water, Big Brother contestant and former entertainer, Michael Barrymore is again under scrutiny and facing possible private prosecution over the death of 31 year old Stuart Lubbock who drowned in his pool in 2001. He was later discovered to have internal injuries it seems, from having something shoved into his basement area, and we're talking inanimate objects here. The private prosecution will cover six charges amongst which will be drunk and disorderly behaviour (in his own home?), possession of class A drugs and supplying class A drugs and assault on Mr Lubbock.

One must therefore presume that there are witnesses to the assault and that Mr Barrymore's DNA was found on the deceased. Well that would be of little surprise as events happened at Mr Barrymore's Mansion (as the tabloids might call it). So it therefore implies that something of Mr Barrymore was found inside Mr Lubbock in a place that other beers don't reach. Now that means that either Mr Barrymore, a self confessed homosexual, is built like a horse and managed to injure Mr Lubbock or that some large foreign object was used on him after a visit from Mr Barrymore or possibly prior though if he was unconscious, though there would be little need unless it was malicious, as the muscles would have been relaxed enough to accept anything up to the size of a tea cup (an expert told me). It gets more interesting (and seedy) the more you think about it. It raises certain questions.
So was Mr Lubbock, father of two daughters, out of his skull and taking it up the rear when he was unconscious. Why was he out of his skull. Why was he at a gay party?

Lets see. Well of course, it stands to reason, Mr Barrymore, himself drunk, decides he wants to end his career which has payed him millions of pounds a year and decides the best way to do this is to force drugs on this father of two who turns up at his party for what, to talk about the future of his children? Thereafter he decides he wants sex with him and so even though Mr Lubbock is out of his head, it requires the insertion of a small thermos flask first and then a quick drowning in his pool. It is afterall just the sort of thing a celebrity would do. Well either that is close to the truth or it is impossible to be sure what happened at all. We shall see what the evidence says. Still it does raise some interesting questions but you can be sure that the jackals are circling Mr Barrymore and ready to relieve him of as much of his money as they can. A transcript of the case will of course make essential reading... awight!