Alleged pop singer and total dufus Pete Doherty (he really puts the "Doh" in Doherty) was in court yesterday pleading guilty for posessing heroine and cocaine. A plea of guilty was essential to maintain his pop icon status also arriving 1 hour late, cos' e' was up trippin' the night before. Oooh how pop starry.

Turns out he was caught when the police pulled him over for speeding (and cocaining, and heroining) in West London and they said "...he had a glazed look." What, like when he appeared at Live 8 and strangled a song with poor Elton John. Look Elton, you defended this clown when the truth is he's just crap! Apparently his supporters had been "persuaded" to turn up outside the court to give him the full star-in-court reception. You must have lots of sad wannabes there going "We love Pete Doherty..." and "Pete Doherty forever..." I don't think so, not if he keeps taking drugs at his present rate. Of course it all turns into a bloody shambles. Hey, great name for a band! He'll get the same fame status as Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin, 'Dead Junkie, sang a bit!' With everything going for him, this guy is a total loser. He had Kate Moss - no I mean, he actually had her, alright she's not as young as she was, still Kate Moss eh - and he had a promising career as a pop icon. Meanwhile he decides to try to re-invent Bob Dylan - too late mate a guy called Bob Dylan already did that. Seems he wants to die in a blaze of pop publicity. What so he can sit up there on cloud looking down saying, "....oooh wasn't I loved. Yes dear, you always are after you're dead!