Hey great news for Maddox and Zahara Jolie. They can now use their mother's new lovers last name. So for the time being they get to call themselves Maddox Jolie hyphen Pitt and Zahara Jolie hyphen Pitt. Cudos and respec' man. You could have added Voight to be a bit more Hollywood Ange but no, it works for us. What's next? Now if you could just run off with a De Mille next or a Zanuck or... hey what about calling them Zahara and Maddox Jolie-Pitt-Voight-Metro Goldwyn Mayer-Universal-Sony-Warner Brothers-Gone With The Wind.


And with her first biological Pitt due soon, just think of the fun they'll have naming him or her. They'll be able to take all those normal names and while away the hours respelling them. So for example just old plain John (as in say John Voight) could be Jjhfjohn pronounced... John. Or Louise spelt Lhooise. Get the idea. That's the trick, to come up with something that no one else has got. The essential Hollywood accessory, a name no one can spell pronounced the same as the one you can spell. Makes perfect sense. Then before you know it lots of copycat namings, only you have the original. In no time at all we guarantee that there will be hundreds of little Maddoxs and Zaharas running around council estates intimidating people, setting cars on fire and dropping E. Keanu mate, move over. BullshitBlog