Lou Ferrigno, the giant of 70's TV Incredible Hulk fame, has just become a reserve deputy sheriff in Los Angeles.

God, wouldn't we all like to be there when he pulls up some stroppy dude weilding a Glock or Smith and Wesson and says, "You wont like me when I'm angry!" He's going to do it, you just know it's going to happen. In fact I think it was Bill Bixby - the normal half of the Hulk - who said it but I'll bet he's used it himself. It's almost worth whipping the guy into a strop to see if he will. Poor bugger must be sick of hearing it you'd think. But then it was his 15 minutes of fame, so why not.


The other thing I'd like to see is Lee Majors - The Six Million Dollar Man, We can rebuild him, at his son's sports day in the father's race. The starting gun goes off and all the other dads hurtle off, meanwhile Lee is doing a balletic slow motion sprint.


Still on the subject of 70s TV. Lynda Carter, Wonder Woman's husband says "Hey c'mon honey change, we're going to be late." Lynda says, "Give me a second." does her spin and Szbam! She's changed in one second flat. Hubby says, "What took you so long?"
There's one other thing I'd like to see - Arnold Schwarzenegger acting. I guess that's too much to hope for, except when he's being a politician. I see 70's and 80's heartthrob David Hasselhoff is in a movie called Click seems the old guy still has it!

He's just Gorgeous! But don't take my word for it... take his! By the way, I don't really think he's gorgeous, I'm not that sort of guy!