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SearchArchives for: March 200629th March 2006 : MEDDLING MISSIONARIESShould we be so joyful that Christian missionary Norman Kember was rescued from his captors last week? Since flying home, he seems to have been less than grateful to his rescuers for his freedom, choosing to believe instead that his deliverance was more… more » Tags: norman kember
Categories: Bernard Rants 16th March 2006 : Arranged Marriage? FORCED WEDDINGCan there be anything so gross as being forced to marry someone you hardly know, and all for what? Family honour.
Family honour my arse, selfish personal pride brought on by repressive indoctrination and brain washing at an early age more like. The dea… more » Categories: Bernard Rants 13th March 2006 : YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE - IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHTIt was a grey morning. The light filtered through a dusty window but wasn't even strong enough to cast shadow on the floor of suite 158 on the sixteenth floor of the private New York hospital. Connery was groggy but still managed to stretch out a hand. H… more » Tags: sean connery
Categories: Bernard Rants 13th March 2006 : Crufts: Woof! Woof! - Bark!Just when I had great plans to rant on in misogynistic fashion about some sharp-eyed bitch stealing the silver but not before she'd barfed on her man's shoes, pissed on the rug right in front of him, allowed herself to get shagged by both her neighbours… more » Categories: Bernard Rants 07th March 2006 : DRINKS AND DINNER AND LEG-OVERA man must be sure that a woman has agreed to have sex to avoid being accused of rape - a new campaign launched by the Home Office is to warn.
Mmm. Sounds okay in theory but could it really work. "Hey sauce box, before you get smashed out of your brain… more » Categories: Bernard Rants 06th March 2006 : I LOVE YOU ALL... BUT MOST OF ALL... ME!"It's fantastic. I don't know what to say. It's all just so incredible I... I... I just don't know what to say (Give me a minute) - sniff - I really didn't expect this award (Well I did, at least I thought I might get it, I was bloody good)and there are… more » Tags: oscars
Categories: Bernard Rants 06th March 2006 : D'YOU WANNA BE IN MY GANG - NO THANKSHo Chi Minh look-a-like, Gary "The Tongue" Glitter now presents the figure of a raddled, dirty old man - he may even be diseased - when you see the current crop of photos of this one time pop idol. You have to wonder just what he got up to for all those… more » Tags: gary glitter
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