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SearchCategory : Bernard Rants07th February 2006 : Oooh THE EFFORT, THE STRAIN, THE TASTE!They've just developed - they being The Tea Research Association in India - a biscuit that has the taste of a cup of tea with a biscuit dunked in it. What a cracking idea. It'll save me getting my butler to do it. All that effort of having to say "Perkin… more » Categories: Bernard Rants 07th February 2006 : AND IN BRIEFHACKED OFF
A leading UK financial lawyer suffering with a progressive muscle wasting disease hacked his wife to death when she told him she couldn't live with a cripple. The sweetheart. She could live with his wealth it appears but then of course, she'd… more » Categories: Bernard Rants 06th February 2006 : STONED AT THE SUPERBOWLThe Rolling Stones were the big half time act at Super Bowl XL in Detroit this year. Mick Jagger, wearing his customary frock, took the runway high on a cocktail of cod liver oil pills and tonic wine. Crowds thrilled as the ageing rocker manoevered his z… more » Categories: Bernard Rants 03rd February 2006 : iPod, uPod, wePodIncredible but true. Some clown from Louisiana is trying to sue Apple for damaged hearing as the result of using his iPod. Good one Dufus. What, you didn't yet work out how to turn the volume down?! What are you, thick as a bag of hammers? Sounds like it… more » Categories: Bernard Rants 03rd February 2006 :It was announced this morning that Prince Charles couldn't attend a function today because it was too cold to use his helicopter. Yes, well you get that with helicopters. The army have had a problem with that for years, avoiding war on cold days or takin… more » Tags: charles camilla
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